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it’s my birthday tomorrow so i’m going out and here is a selfie

it’s my birthday tomorrow so i’m going out and here is a selfie

posted 1 week ago with 11 notes


posted 3 weeks ago with 72,190 notes - via milly-mu / © robbydude
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h0llo:

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are

posted 1 month ago with 138,263 notes - via drakaufeu / © h0llo
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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

posted 1 month ago with 383,842 notes - via amyjellicoes / © my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it
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evilhag:

not a drama queen, a drama khaleesi

posted 1 month ago with 87,320 notes - via magicalschoolgirl / © evilhag
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  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
posted 2 months ago with 238,359 notes - via fruhlingin-paris / © atallyardie
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posted 2 months ago with 315,856 notes - via kelbivdevoe / © theoffices
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daisyfairy:

hands turn me on. hands also turn me off. i am a lamp.

posted 3 months ago with 18,056 notes - via typefettinge / © daisyfairy
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flowury:

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

posted 3 months ago with 68,046 notes - via butterforfriendship / © flowury


posted 3 months ago with 165,670 notes - via typefettinge / © cemeterydoll
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thorki:

"what are you doing"

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posted 3 months ago with 2,912 notes - via magicalschoolgirl / © chomei
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ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me

posted 3 months ago with 42,181 notes - via corntroversy / © ethiopienne
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posted 3 months ago with 48,100 notes - via anthonybourdains / © define-werewolf
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dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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posted 3 months ago with 420,810 notes - via anthonybourdains / © 2048bit
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  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
posted 4 months ago with 426,025 notes - via smallpekingesedog / © leteti-deactivated20121002
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