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evilhag:

not a drama queen, a drama khaleesi

posted 1 week ago with 74,231 notes - via magicalschoolgirl / © evilhag
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  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
posted 3 weeks ago with 197,931 notes - via fruhlingin-paris / © atallyardie
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posted 1 month ago with 302,645 notes - via kelbivdevoe / © theoffices
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daisyfairy:

hands turn me on. hands also turn me off. i am a lamp.

posted 1 month ago with 18,042 notes - via typefettinge / © daisyfairy
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flowury:

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

posted 1 month ago with 52,703 notes - via butterforfriendship / © flowury


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thorki:

"what are you doing"

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posted 1 month ago with 2,895 notes - via magicalschoolgirl / © chomei
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ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me

posted 2 months ago with 34,381 notes - via metafloor / © ethiopienne
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posted 2 months ago with 47,913 notes - via anthonybourdains / © define-werewolf
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dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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posted 2 months ago with 390,039 notes - via anthonybourdains / © 2048bit
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  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
posted 3 months ago with 401,435 notes - via smallpekingesedog / © leteti-deactivated20121002
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mhiilk:

"its dark im scared"

dont worry bae i got this

*stomps foot*

*sketchers light up*

posted 3 months ago with 498,210 notes - via magicalschoolgirl / © mhiilk
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fishgingers:

i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever

posted 4 months ago with 282,439 notes - via korbergcentric / © xhoe
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posted 4 months ago with 48,635 notes - via dermot-odreary / © pushthemovement
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snorlaxatives:

i have no feelings or emotions just sarcasm running through my veins

posted 4 months ago with 391,621 notes - via / © snorlaxatives
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