"I wish now that his breasts were gargantuan, like big ole hentai boobies. [she motions to the camera with clawed hands] Big, perky, and jiggling all around. Damn. Missed an opportunity for huge Weasley Tits." - J.K. Rowling in a recent interview
i would join the debate team, but “you’ve activated my trap card” is not an acceptable thing to say during a debate
"Something About Us"—Daft Punk
My icon is also the expression that I permanently have on my face.
My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x
I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.
Sorry mail person
Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.
Rammstein - Du riechst so gut (Live Aus Berlin)