can you imagine elrond as your dad
u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like
does anyone else have this other self theyve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but theyre not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
Yosemite Valley at Night - The mist on the valley floor reflects car lights driving through. Yosemite National Park, USA. (Phil Hawkins/National Geographic Traveler Photo Contest) via Big Picture
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
I was trying to GIF a scene from Hot Fuzz, and I must say
kudos to Simon Pegg
for maintaining his grumpy cat face
for this entire run
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
