May 2013
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imagineyouricon:
Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride
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noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
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tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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theladyserket:
ferelden:
its like some countries haven’t figured out the formula for eurovision success yet
gay dancers
strobe lights
girls with nice legs
disco balls
fast songs
general campness
good political standing with other european countries
lots of neighbours
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Why is Greece always amazing
every
single
year
I even used to have some of their past acts on my ipod like OPA (just click for the love of god)
do i even need to say something
bennetwilcox:
welcome to europe
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magicalschoolgirl:
“at the end of the song, there are two girls kissing and if two girls kissing offends you… you need to grow up”
across eurovision
good man
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michaonthemoon:
yaoibutts:
I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”
j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de...
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xantis replied to your post: UM SINCE WHEN WAS THIS A THING This is…
Like 2 years now! Though I’ve never seen/put them all together. ;)
I never knew it formed a shield though! I thought that was just them putting random lines at different angles for some weird artistic effect. It’s actually pretty clever though, kudos to them…
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legolasy:
my weakness is young elrond
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sexhaver:
“don’t play the race card,” you start to say. but it is already too late. my Race Card is face-up in attack position. you scream as your body is sucked into the Shadow Realm
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UM
SINCE WHEN WAS THIS A THING
This is seriously a bigger surprise than when I found out the poles on London underground trains were the same colour as the colour used for that particular line
llnz:
what if in between every class period instead of a bell it was one of the hannah montana transitions like “oh oh yeah oh oh ooh wooahhh” and on the way to lunch its like “yeah YEAH” and to chemistry its “oh oh woah oh woah woah”
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royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
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idiosyncratic-lavender:
whats in the bag
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peregrint:
can you imagine elrond as your dad
u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like
crockercorp:
does anyone else have this other self theyve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but theyre not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
