Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
One time I was at the mall and my sister walked up to me with some McDonalds fries. She was like “hey Mel do you dare me to throw these at someone?” and because I was about 12 at the time I was like “YES DO IT” and then she threw the whole thing in my face. I was an accomplice in my own downfall…
Last Person That: Slept in your bed besides you? the boyf Saw you cry?: the boyf You went to the movies with? … the boyf You went out to dinner with? oh god i have no life. the boyf. You talked on the phone to? my mum Made you laugh? my brother probably
Would You Rather: Pierce your nose or your tongue? tongue Be serious or be funny? both but maybe funny if i had to choose i guess Drink whole or skimmed milk? uh semi-skimmed. but skimmed fine Die in a fire or drowning? fire because i guess you pass out from the smoke first Spend time with your parent(s) or enemies? parents???
Are You?: Simple or complicated? eh complicated but i suppose everyone says that Straight, gay or bisexual? straight but this one time i fancied a girl for a while so idk Tall or short? i’m technically taller than average Right handed or left handed? left A lover of music or a lover of books? music more
Do You Prefer?: Flowers or sweets? flowers today Grey or black? black Colour photos or black-and-white photos? colour Sunrise or sunset? sunset M&Ms or Skittles? skittles maybe Staying up late or waking up early? staying up late Sun or moon? moon Winter or Autumn? both i can’t decide 10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends Rainy or sunny? rainy Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate Vodka or Jack? anything but vodka
About You: What time is it? 13:27 Name? anna (there i said it) Nicknames? slush When is your birthday? 26th august What do you want? to not have an 8 hour shift today and maybe walk the dogs and have a cider sitting on the grass How many kids do you want? no What would you name a girl?: i kinda like chloe What would you name a boy? idk You want to get married? i don’t like thinking about that What kind of music do you like? i like literally everything (especially metal i guess)
Nervous habits? i hold my breath and forget to breathe and it gets me all panicy and sick Are you double-jointed? uh no Can you roll your tongue? yes Can you raise one eyebrow? yes Can you cross your eyes? yes
Random: Which shoe goes on first? whichever Ever thrown something at someone? i guess so On average, how much money do you carry with you? like maybe £30 and my cards, sometimes no cash idk What jewellery do you wear? a skull necklace and a skull ring on my left thumb plus whatever other bracelets etc i feel like Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? twirl Have you ever eaten Spam? no Favourite ice cream? chocolate fudge brownie or peanut butter How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? all the boring shit ones Can you cook?: not well
Last: Alcoholic beverage? cider Car ride?: a 15 minute drive from my boyfriend’s place that ended up taking 50 minutes fuck me Song played? something from my phone in the car Person you saw? my mum?
It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.