i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”
and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”
is this a fucking joke
they called me to say they got to the petrol station and found the dvd copy they had… and they brought it to the counter… and the guy said they RAN OUT of discs
they literally RAN OUT OF THEM
it’s not fucking blockbusters we’re not trying to rent one
so me, my mum and my sister have been wanting to watch frozen together for like 3 months but for whatever reason haven’t found the time to
and tonight we decided we would, and i spent the last hour trying to find a usb stick with enough room for the 5.4 GB film (i could only find one .mkv file to torrent)
and none seemed to let me copy even when there was enough room
so i used an external harddrive and copied it across successfully and then we found the fucking sound format was wrong which has never happened for an .mkv file
so it’s 10pm now and my mum and my sister have literally driven to a petrol station 10 minutes away to buy the fucking dvd
we are so determined to watch this fucking film it better be good
Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.
Sex on the Beach
And Finally, Swimming Pool
"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"
"Mmmm baby you smell so good…. Is that riding crop scent?"
it’s so weird being the oldest girl during this shift at work
i’m so used to always being the youngest
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?
People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.
Foo Fighters - Let It Die
bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge