'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line
Creepy boys’ anthem
so the weirdest shit ever happened last night
me and the boyf went to a graveyard last night (at about 1am) because i’ve always wanted to walk around one at night
and basically as soon as we got there we saw an ambulance parked just outside on the opposite side of the road (which had houses), and it was loading a dead body into it
it was genuinely a dead body - the sheet was over it etc
and a few minutes after it was put inside a woman appeared at the back of the ambulance and i could see she was wiping her face like she was crying
and i was just standing there in the dark trying to keep still because i didn’t want anyone to see me, even though i felt really intrusive because it was such a personal/sensitive moment
vincent van gogh: pls buy my paintings
person: lol no thanks
vincent van gogh:
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
How to keep yourself safe from iCloud hackers. Please make sure your auto photo sharing is turned off so that others don’t fall victim to having their photos stolen like those poor celebs.
Reblog to get the word out!
"The women are the strong ones, truly."
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
The Walking Dead: Everytime Rick Has Said Carl