it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like
This shark, swallow you whole.
you could tell me 300 different jokes about the ball pit at dashcon and i will laugh at every single one of them
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
This pizza place has a very good idea
yes yes yes
The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.
the internet summed up in one gif set
Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft.
In case you needed help shitting yourself.