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gabite:

the deeper your voice is the deeper you can go in me

posted 5 days ago with 69,500 notes - via six-inch-gold-blade / © gabite


jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

posted 6 days ago with 456,934 notes - via six-inch-gold-blade / © siriusblaack


svvitzerland:

people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner likeimage

posted 6 days ago with 598,133 notes - via youaretheshipandimthecaptain / © toyota
x dead


memeguy-com:

Stephen Hawking and John Oliver

memeguy-com:

Stephen Hawking and John Oliver

posted 1 week ago with 357 notes - via workingfortheratrace / © memeguy-com


This shark, swallow you whole.

posted 1 week ago with 3,621 notes - via deadmackereleyes / © inquisitiveg


yukitalia:

you could tell me 300 different jokes about the ball pit at dashcon and i will laugh at every single one of them

posted 1 week ago with 3,379 notes - via lasagne / © yukitalia


posted 1 week ago with 33,565 notes - via ceciria / © japanwilltakeyourbreathaway


t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

posted 1 week ago with 207,601 notes - via magicalschoolgirl / © t1m3l0rdh4nj1


ilovecharts:

Famous Authors Who Hated Each Other’s Writing
via Kurt White
posted 1 week ago with 5,025 notes - via ceciria / © ilovecharts


tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

posted 1 week ago with 106,670 notes - via ceciria / © tastefullyoffensive


posted 1 week ago with 1,997 notes - via shnayblay / © fer1972


  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons
posted 1 week ago with 185,737 notes - via ceciria / © secrettunnelyeah


roman-numerals:

professor-van-helsing:

digg:

This pizza place has a very good idea

yes yes yes

The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.

roman-numerals:

professor-van-helsing:

digg:

This pizza place has a very good idea

yes yes yes

The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”

NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.

posted 1 week ago with 126,837 notes - via magicalschoolgirl / © digg


the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in one gif set

posted 1 week ago with 177,566 notes - via acecasinova / © the-fault-in-our-youtubers


hurpaderp:

thearchtivist:

Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft. 

In case you needed help shitting yourself.

posted 1 week ago with 252,529 notes - via heisensburgers / © houndshandcrafted


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