i remember one time this dude sent me a shirtless pic with the caption “lol maybe u can save this for a rainy day ;)”

and i was like “for what? to keep me dry? because that’s what it’s doing right now”


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We have a natural tendency to assume that a remarkable chemistry between two souls is confirmation that they are meant to be together. In the heat of profound feelings, it seems counter-intuitive to imagine ourselves separate from our beloved. But chemistry and longevity are not natural bedfellows. Just because we feel earth-shatteringly alive with someone doesn’t mean they are supposed to be our …life partner. They may have come for a very different reason - to awaken us, to expand us, to shatter us so wide open that we can never close again. Perhaps they were sent from afar to polish the rough diamond of your soul before vanishing into eternity. Perhaps they just came to give you new eyes. Better we surrender our expectations when the beloved comes. They may just be dropping in for a visit.
Jeff Brown (via disgustinghuman)
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hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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x me


this has gone too far


this has gone too far

posted 4 hours ago with 49,911 notes - via princess-seleninty / © pizzaight

is this a fucking joke

they called me to say they got to the petrol station and found the dvd copy they had… and they brought it to the counter… and the guy said they RAN OUT of discs

they literally RAN OUT OF THEM

it’s not fucking blockbusters we’re not trying to rent one

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so me, my mum and my sister have been wanting to watch frozen together for like 3 months but for whatever reason haven’t found the time to

and tonight we decided we would, and i spent the last hour trying to find a usb stick with enough room for the 5.4 GB film (i could only find one .mkv file to torrent)

and none seemed to let me copy even when there was enough room

so i used an external harddrive and copied it across successfully and then we found the fucking sound format was wrong which has never happened for an .mkv file

so it’s 10pm now and my mum and my sister have literally driven to a petrol station 10 minutes away to buy the fucking dvd

we are so determined to watch this fucking film it better be good

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We assume others show love the same way we do — and if they don’t, we worry it’s not there.

(via paulwes)

Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.

(via pleasedontcallmelhead)


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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.







Funeral Home






Holy Water






New Zealand 




Wet Garden




Suntan Lotion


Sex on the Beach


Riding Crop




And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

"Mmmm baby you smell so good…. Is that riding crop scent?"

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it’s so weird being the oldest girl during this shift at work

i’m so used to always being the youngest

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me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

posted 1 day ago with 64,906 notes - via corntroversy / © svrferblood


People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

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Title: UnknownLet It Die
Artist: UnknownFoo Fighters
Album: UnknownEchoes, Silence, Patience And Grace
Played: 1313 times


Foo Fighters - Let It Die

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bitch about how much “technology is ruining society” all you want. im gonna go communicate with hundreds of people at once while u fuck the stonehenge 

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